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Breaking Story So New, Reporter Has No Information Yet

Jun 292012

With today’s 24 hour cable news cycle, the news has evolved into a monster unrecognizable to the respected establishment it once was just a few decades ago. Today, news stories resemble action movies more than actual journalism.

Faux cable news channel The Onion takes a jab at the media establishment that often focuses more on the excitement of the story than the actual content in this breaking ‘news story’ that is so new, the reporter doesn’t even have any information yet.

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Autistic Reporter Doesn’t Understand Why It’s Sad When American Troops Are Killed, But Not Taliban Troops

Apr 262012

Faux news channel The Onion–not to be confused with Fox New Channel–hit a viral home run with their latest ‘news report‘ from Afghanistan.

‘Autistic’ reporter Michael Falk is rightfully confused when the American troops he is interviewing say they are sad their four fellow soldiers were killed in a recent battle, but happy that twenty-three Taliban soldiers were killed. It’s all very confusing.

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Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself

Mar 072012

TheOnion mock news segments are always popular online. Their latest is about a woman we all know. Linda Johnston. She just made history as the person to talk the longest time about themselves.

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Onion News Reports On K’ronikka’s New Pop Single Booty Wave

Dec 202011

If you ever listen to the pop radio stations for even one song, you already know the end of civilization is near. Thankfully, The Onion News Network is here to report on faux news that’s actually the same as our world, just a different dimension.

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Tom Hanks Wants The Onion To Receive Pulitzer Prize

Jun 212011

The Onion is a faux newspaper that has grown leaps and bounds in popularity the past decade. With most ‘real’ news organizations becoming such a joke, ‘fake’ news, like The Onion, have become more accepted. If we’re going to read drivel, we might as well be entertained, right? Tom Hanks demands that The Onion receive the Pulitzer Prize this year.