Like all news networks, Canadian CTV channel broke the news of a crime from the day before. Except this ‘crime report’ was as Canadian as it gets.

Apparently, two drunk college girls spotted a bag of very rare Canadian BBQ potato chips in someone’s garage on their walk home from the bars. They stole a bag and started munching on their way only to be stopped by police after the home owner heard noise. 

Even Sergeant Dean Jantzen offering the report couldn’t help but laugh when commenting, “These are first time chip offenders.”