You may have thought it was just your quirky little town with the ridiculous local news stories, but time to think again. It seems all local news channels get the same script, and Conan O’Brien has broken the secret. 

So, what important stories are all local news channels across America covering? “Is It Time For Dogs To Have A Social Network Of Their Own?” *Face palm.* The new video has instantly caught fire, is shared on TheDailyWhat, StuffIStole, Buzzfeed, and Facebook.