He goes for it and… flop fail.
Kathleen Edward is terminally ill with huntington disease. Her situation viral when she was taunted by her neighbors. The Internet was furious by the taunting and decided to fight back with love. Donations came from all over the world and Kathleen was given the red carpet treatment, literally. She had a long limo, fire trucks and police blocked the road, and she was showered with rose petals. The crowd cheered for her, and she had an unlimited shopping spree, given by the toy store owner who empathized with her family and being bullied. Internet FTW!
How can you make football even more manly? Have a soldier parachute from a plane into the stadium with the game ball. Sgt. Adam Sniffen from the 101st Airborne Division sky dives and parachutes right onto his target X on the field. Now that’s American precision. That’s the way to start a football game. The crowd goes wild.