The parody professionals at Barely Political quickly pounced on Kesha‘s newest single, Die Young. The pop star most famous for her trashy single Tik Tok has returned to her roots, and now she’s rightfully being parodied for continuing to lower society’s metaphorical bar.
LT’s leg was crushed in a car accident, and sadly after infection set in, lost his leg. He can’t work and has to survive on an $800 disability check from the government. Being in such a dire situation, he never thought he would be the star of his own rags to riches story.
Across the country, there have been cries of computer voting machine fraud or hacking concerning since early voting. But now that Election Day is here, things are a lot more serious.
Disturbingly, Central PA Vote caught on camera as he tried to cast a ballot for Barack Obama, yet the computer selected Mitt Romney. He works with so computers, so he first tested the other buttons, such as Jill Stein, but they seemed to work properly.
Only selecting Barack Obama seemed to actually select Mitt Romney.
Naturally, the video is shaky, seems edited, and contains no context. The conspiracy theorists are buzzing up a storm.
With a cellphone to his ear but no one on the other lines, Greg walked up to people at the park who were actually talking to other humans on their phone.
After breaking into their personal space he would respond loudly to their conversations which confused them great. Whenever he was confronted he would just act innocent and busy on the phone. Truly a prank of genius.