Thirty Year Old Parody Of Royals By Lorde Jan 092014 Molly Dworsky and her friends went to Hopkins High School where the Hopkins Royals were their pride. Now they are 30 year olds, and are missing the carefree high school life. Mortgages, healthcare, kids, it’s a lot of work. Naturally, they put together this perfect music video parody of Lorde’s hit single Royals where they exclaim their frustrations. anonymousfrugivore Who graduates high school when they’re 20? Somehow… this is not maths.