Prius ‘Solution’ Kills Its Driver To Help Environment

NSFW – Animated blood and gore.

A Toyota Prius maybe the most fuel efficient car on the road, but it comes at a cost. Other drivers are ‘driven up the wall’ by Prius owners’ obnoxious, smug attitude that they are so much better than everyone else because they ‘care about Mother Nature’ so much. 

Luckily, mock cable news channel The Onion brings us this report of the latest Prius model. Appropriately named the ‘Prius Solution,’ the self-touting greenest car ever actually kills the driver, thus ending their carbon foot print forever. 

As the obligatorly British narrator says, “When you’re dead, you can’t pollute.”