Conan O’Brien’s late night show, Conan, is visiting in New York for the week, which is perfect for one on Conan’s crew members. Same-sex marriage is legal in New York, so now he can marry his partner, which he couldn’t do in California. Conan loved the idea so much, he offered to have the wedding on his show. Well, when the local news stations got whiff of the story, that all reacted with the same headline. It’s mind numbingly funny.